ScreenyWeeny 5.0. Go to the shop. World's best fake penis. The ScreenyWeeny is the “world’s best” fake penis. The unique Push&Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and its one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.
About The Whizzinator Touch. The Whizzinator Touch is a discreet synthetic urine kit that is safe for all types of scenarios. It has the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine kit features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand.
The Whizzinator kit includes an elastic belt for wearing, one of their “golden shower” fake urine samples, four heat pads (you supposedly only need one every time you use it), a 3.5/5.
Keep in mind there are other, some unreliable, brands in the market, trying to mimic or compete with the real Whizzinator. The Monkey Dong, Urinator and Pissinator are a few of them. I used to favor the Whizzinator, but from what I’ve heard the Monkey Dong seems to be the current best option in the fake penis jungle. As always you would want Author: Sophie.